I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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