dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
