She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
