I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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