Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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