I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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