dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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