I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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