Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
