First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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