How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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