Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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