I want to walk on stilts...naked
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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