You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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