i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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