I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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