still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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