really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Congratulations! We have a period
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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