i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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