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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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