Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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