it was like having sex with a tree stump
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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