its not stalking. its research.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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