my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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