You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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