I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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