"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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