My nipple is on Facebook.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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