so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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