Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm like, not good at living.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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