yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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