She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
