I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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