youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She even gives head with a lisp.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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