Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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