fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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