May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
