it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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