try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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