bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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