I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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