I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
