uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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