She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i think im in europe. pls send help
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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