oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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