Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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