She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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