i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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