THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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