so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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